• Needs way more styrofoam cheetos.
  • Just look at the huge wing. The assorted references here are the Foster Farms commercials, the Plymouth Superbird and Richard Petty's #43 Belvedere. Engine-management VT100 terminal on the side.
  • Sporty! There's a Hot Wheels version of the car mounted to the left-rear corner of the roof, above the camera. Yellow duct tape dispenser conveniently located on wing support.
  • We're fugitives!
  • Nice 'stache
  • The axle width is about double an original Mini
  • CanSpam is a play on the Can-Am racing series. Peel-back lid / spoiler
  • Some call it "Hawaiian Steak". Large pull ring top on the right (at an angle). That spam can is mounted to the lid/wing. Not sure what's sticking out of the gas port. Notice the top of the peeled-back lid is gold.
  • Lotus Eclat in its natural habitat.
  • Trophies in development: sawzall, vice, tools, and welding gear
  • Even the rollcage is (covered in) bamboo. Those air vents just behind the door are bamboo split long-ways
  • Probably the only vehicle I couldn't actually identify
  • mmm....bbq
  • Those clear vanes at the front make the rotisserie spin at speed.
  • Volvrolet...more non-stock power
  • BBQ Rubber Chickens' chaser.
  • You can't more redneck than Billy Beer. A Ford Fairmont, no less.
  • So do I.
  • Your household word.
  • BMW 850...$500, right?
  • Give this guy plenty of room
  • Formerly a first-gen MR2
  • Bunny powered
  • Yet another 3-series BMW.
  • The fans rotate at speed; tubes on the sides route air to the driver.
  • Pretty excellent faux Porsche 908
  • The fins scrape on hard turns. I think this car is actually street-licensed.
  • A reference to a Rothman's Cup Car
  • Amazingly, it stayed attached at speed. That's a skunk Ford Taurus on the other side.
  • Harley-powered Prius! Stand back, Treehuggers!
  • Glitters pretty well in full sun.
  • That's a Mitsubishi Eclipse wing way up at 6+ feet.
  • Mix your memes. pink wipers!
  • Definitely.
  • That's a hat on top, and the body bounces at speed.
  • There's something very satisfying about a hand-painted E-class Benz. With hack wing.
  • I'm really hoping that's not my old RX-7
  • 3rd-place car, which was chasing a pair of PacMan ghost Audis
  • So that's what they mean by "Pony Car"
  • Have a seat on the porch.
  • The surfboard rocks side-to-side via an electric motor
  • "Swedish Knievel", one of three Volvo wagons. The Jag sedan in front has a tank turret
  • V8-powered second-gen RX-7
  • A running Vega!
  • Popemobile. How's your Latin? Does this really translate to "Looking for a strong youth"?
  • Bring the kids!
  • Hand me another roll of that yellow duct tape.
  • Gold-painted PVC brake light.
  • Complete with blueprints!
  • Could be fiberglass, could be paper mache. But that's definitely cardboard on the left
  • Coyotes need something to chase
Where Halloween Meets Gasoline. In theory, all cars should be purchasable for $500 (uh, right), but any amount can be spent on safety equipment. Beyond that, be creative and survive multiple 8-hour days of driving.
Banner image © 24hrs of LeMons. More pics (multiple years) at Telstar Logistics